Return to Ha's (A Lesson in: Being Cooperative)

''Return to Ha's is to be an upcoming sequel installment to The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's. It's to premiere on DVD and Blu-Ray on October 15, 2021. ''

Countertop Intro
Bob and Larry welcome the viewers to the show like always and they get a video e-mail from April Anderson (played by Julianna Gamiz) of Trenton, New Jersey and she's got a super big problem: she just got into a super big argument with her brother, Toby and she doesn't know whether to apologize to him or not. Bob, Larry and April view the film: Return to Ha's.

The Film
The film opens with Junior/Darby still in his bed (with his eyes open) and Lola/Kathy comes right into his bedroom and checks on him and tells him that it's past 11:39 PM and asks if he could fall asleep or not. Junior/Darby silently shakes his head and tells her that he wishes he could fall asleep like Tutu and Lola/Kathy tells him that he soon will and she walks right off to Mike/Marlon and tells him that it's been 7 months ever since the cyclone hit and Darby still hasn't been himself ever since and she's taking him to Dr. Worley's clinic tomorrow afternoon to see if he can be helped. all he ever speaks about is some place that just doesn't seem to exist: walking and talking scarecrows, tin cucumbers and kid friendly talking lions. Junior/Darby notices a shooting star and tells Tutu about it. The very next morning, Junior/Darby notices a key in the shapes of the letters H and A and picks it up (with his lack of hands) and shows it to Lola/Kathy and tells her that it's proof that his best friends for life sent it way down there to him on that shooting star. Lola/Kathy asks him to remember how she and his father spoke and Junior/Darby says to her about not speaking about the Land of Ha's and it's just his imagination. Lola/Kathy tells him that she knows he doesn't wanna go to Dr. Morley's clinic, but he just hadn't slept the entire evening ever since the cyclone then he's no help to them in the morning time. Later on, Junior/Darby and Lola/Kathy are on their way to Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley's office and when they get there, Junior/Darby tells Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley that the Tin Cucumber looks just like 1 of their farmhands (except the metal look) and the Scarecrow looks just like another 1 of their farmhands (except the hay and scarecrow look). Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley asks Junior/Darby if he ever mentioned something about a kid friendly but hungry tiger and Junior/Darby tells him that the Lion really enjoys cotton candy and fish sticks. Later on, right after the super big rainstorm, Junior/Darby and Tutu are now back in Munchin' Land and the magical land of Ha's. they're now greeted again by Mr. Lunt/the Scarecrow, Larry/the Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/the Lion as well. Madame Blueberry/Splenda tells them that Ha's is in super big trouble and they must rescue Archie/the Wizard from Cedric's/the Mountain Sorcerer's pure evil clutches. They all go right off on their way to the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain by following Old Yellow McToad. when they get there, they see Archie/the Wizard in a super big cage, yelling out loud: "This cage will not hold me much longer!"

Songs in this Sequel Film

 * It's time to Save the Wizard (sung by Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/the Scarecrow, Larry/the Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/the Lion)
 * I Got You Right Where I Want You (sung by Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer)
 * Mrs. Spider (Silly Songs with Larry segment)
 * It's Real Nice to cooperate with 1 another (sung by Archie/the Wizard)
 * What we Have Learned Song

Cast of Characters

 * Bob as himself
 * Larry as himself/Farmhand Number 2/the Tin Cucumber
 * Mr. Lunt as Farmhand Number 1/the Scarecrow
 * Pa Grape as Farmhand Number 3/the Lion
 * Mike (Junior and Libby's dad) as Marlon O'Gill (Darby's father in this sequel show)
 * Lola (Junior and Libby's mom) as Kathy O'Gill (Darby's mother in this sequel show)
 * Junior as Darby O'Gill
 * Laura as Amelia Gunderson
 * Cedric as the Mountain Sorcerer (a parody of the Gnome King)
 * Archie as the Wizard (Darby, the Scarecrow, the Tin Cucumber and the Lion go out to rescue him from the clutches of the Mountain Sorcerer.)
 * Madame Blueberry as Splenda
 * Mr. Nezzer as Dr. Morley (a parody of Dr. Whorley)
 * The French Peas and Various Peas as the Munchin Peas
 * Tutu the Pig as himself

Silly Songs with Larry Segment
Mrs. Spider

Transcript
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