Gary Scouter and the Memory Vase transcript

[Larry Playing Theme Tune On Tuba]

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes

if a squash can make you smile

Bob (continued): if you like to waltz with potatoes 

up and down the produce aisle... 

Bob: "Have we got a show for you!"

[Larry Continues Playing Tuba]

Entire Gang:'VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales. VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales' 

Bob: brussels sprouts 

laugh and shout

do not pout

Entire Gang: VeggieTales

Entire Gang: 'There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTales!' 

[Thud!]

[Crowd Laughing In Excitement]

Prologue: The counter top intro
Bob: "Hi there, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales, I'm Bob the Tomato,"

Larry: "and I'm Larry the Cucumber,"

Bob: "and we're here to answer your questions."

Larry: "That's exactly right, Bob."

Bob: "So who do you have for us today, Qwerty?"

Qwerty: "Jason Robinson of Austin, Texas."

Jason appears right on Qwerty's monitor screen.

Jason: "Hi there, Bob, hi there, Larry."

Bob: "Hi there, Jason,"

Larry: "hey there, Jason."

Bob: "So what type of problem are you having?"

Jason: "Well, you guys, I'm being pranked by 2 school bullies and I'm terrified and nervous about telling my teachers or school principal and I don't know exactly what to do about it."

Larry: "That sounds just like a super tough situation,"

Bob: "but you know something? the exact same thing happened to Gary Scouter on his 1st year of Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

Larry: "Roll the film."

The film, Gary Scouter and the Memory Vase begins

Scene 1: The Scouter family members' house/getting prepared for the 1st year of Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Junior/Gary: "Mom, Dad, guess what?"

Libby/Kayla: "Gary and I got accepted into Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,"

Junior/Gary: "can you take us to Fli-Gon Alley to get their school supplies, such as their wands at Olivaster's and our school robes and books as well?"

Mike/George: "Well,"

Lola/Jane: "I suggest that Hugo should go with you guys."

Junior/Gary: "Wow,"

Libby/Kayla: "what a super good idea."

Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla walk/hop around with their luggage cases and go right outside where Goliath/Hugo's standing.

Goliath/Hugo: "Gary, Kayla, good afternoon,"

Junior/Gary: "Good afternoon, Hugo,"

Libby/Kayla: "can you take me and my brother to Fli-Gon Alley to get our school supplies for our 1st year of Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"

Goliath/Hugo: "Why sure, of course I can, get right on my flying motorbike."

Goliath/Hugo, Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla get right on the flying motorbike and fly around on their way to Fli-Gon Alley.

Fli-Gon Alley
Junior/Gary: "So, Hugo,"

Libby/Kayla: "where should we begin?"

Goliath/Hugo: "Well, Gary and Kayla, 1st we're gonna go right over to Ring-Golds Bank to get your golden coins, then we're gonna get your school supplies."

Junior/Gary, Libby/Kayla and Goliath/Hugo walk/hop[ around on their way to Ring-Golds Bank to get their golden coins.

Ring-Golds Bank
Khalil/Ship-Rook: "Follow me, everybody, I will take you all to vault 49."

Junior/Gary, Libby/Kayla and Goliath/Hugo follow Khalil/Ship-Rook to Vault 49.

Khalil/Ship-Rook: "Here we are, grab as much as you want."

Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla grabs some golden coins and they all walk/hop around on their way to Olivaster's.

Olivaster's
Archie/Derek Olivaster: "Welcome to Olivaster's, just pick a wand that suits you and cast the spell, augusto, then the wand will be yours to purchase and keep."

Junior/Gary: "Wow,"

Libby/Kayla: "we never used wands before."

Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla pick their wands.

Archie/Derek Olivaster: "Good, splendid, now cast augusto on those empty plant pots."

Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla: "Augusto!"

The empty plant pots break apart.

Archie/Derek Olivaster: "Well done, now you can purchase your wands."

Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla purchase their wands and they all walk/hop around on their way to Madame Galpin's Robes.

Madame Galpin's Robes
Madame Blueberry/Madame Galpin: "Allo ahnd welcahme to mahdame gahlpeen's rahbes, wheech rahbes would you like to request?"

Junior/Gary: "Well, Kayla and I would like the Pittenger boy and girl robes."

Madame/Blueberry/Madame Galpin: "Okay, here you go, good luck on your first year of fahgwahrts school of weetchcrahft ahnd weezahrdry."

Junior/Gary, Libby/Kayla and Goliath/Hugo walk/hop around on their way to Tree-Lop's Owl Emporium.

Oscar/Mr. Tree-Lop: "Hello and welcome to Tree-Lop's Owl Emporium, which type of owls would you like?"

Junior/Gary: "I would like a snowy owl,"

Libby/Kayla: "and I would like a barn owl."

Oscar/Mr. Tree-Lop: "Okay, here you go, be sure to do good on your magic studies at Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

Junior/Gary, Libby/Kayla and Goliath walk/hop around on their way to Platform 10 and 5 Quarters to get right on the Fogwarts Express.

Goliath/Hugo: "Gary, what are you gonna name your snowy owl?"

Junior/Gary: "I'm gonna name my snowy owl Fenwick."

Goliath/Hugo: "Super good choice, and what are you gonna name your barn owl, Kayla?"

Libby/Kayla: "I'm gonna name my barn owl, Sedgewick."

Goliath/Hugo: "What a super good choice, but right now, there's somebody I would like the 2 of you to meet."

Junior/Gary: "Oh really?"

Libby/Kayla: "who is it, Hugo?"

Goliath/Hugo: "Gary, Kayla, meet Professor Gale, your new defense against crazy arts teacher."

Larry/Harvey Gale: "Nice meeting you, Gary and Kayla, I can hardly wait to have you in my class this year."

Junior/Gary: "We know, Professor Gale sir,"

Libby/Kayla: "we're super excited about it."

The Fogwarts Express arrives right on the tracks and Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla (especially Larry/Harvey Gale) get right on it.

Goliath/Hugo: "See you later, Gary and Kayla, meet me right at the Fogwarts boat docks."

Meanwhile on the Fogwarts Express, Percy/Rerun and Laura/Olivia get right in the exact same compartment where Junior/Gary and Libby/Kayla are sitting.

Junior/Gary: "Hi there, I'm Gary. Gary Scouter,"

Libby/Kayla: "and I'm Kayla Scouter."

Percy/Rerun: "Nice meeting you, Gary and Kayla, I'm Rerun Bosley,"

Laura/Olivia: "and I'm Olivia Stranger."

Junior/Gary: "Well, we're getting closer to Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,"

Libby/Kayla: "so we better get changed into our Pittenger robes for now."

Meanwhile, right after the soon to be Fogwarts students got changed into their school robes, they meet up with Goliath/Hugo at the Fogwarts boat docks.

Goliath/Hugo: "Follow me, everybody, to the boat docks, they'll take you all the way to Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

They all get right into the boats and sail around on their way to Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Welcome, students, to your 1st year of Fogwarts School of Witchcraft and WIzardry. now your common houses consist of Pittenger, Plum-Duff, Mackinaw and Glycerin. now follow me, everybody, to the great hall.

They all follow Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal to the great hall.

Gourdon/Plato Maloy: "So, Scouter, which house do you think it's gonna be/"

Junior/Gary: "None of your business, Maloy."

They all enter the great hall and wait for the Sorting Cap to sort them right into their respective houses.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Now, students, I'm gonna call every single 1 of your names and you're gonna come right up here to the Sorting cap. Rerun Bosley."

Percy/Rerun walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Percy/Rerun walks/hops right over to the Pittenger table.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Toby Albertson."

Joe/Toby walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Plum-Duff!"

Joe/Toby walks/hops right over to the Plum-Duff table.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Plato Maloy."

Gourdon/Plato Maloy walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Glycerin!"

Gourdon/Plato Maloy walks/hops right over to the Glycerin table.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Olivia Stranger."

Laura/Olivia walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Laura/Olivia walks/hops right over to the Pittenger table and sits right where Percy/Rerun's sitting.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Gary Scouter."

Junior/Gary walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Junior/Gary walks/hops right over to the Pittenger table and sits right where Percy/Rerun and Laura/Olivia are sitting.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Colby Richardson."

Lenny/Colby walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Mackinaw!"

Lenny/Colby walks/hops right over to the Mackinaw table.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Kayla Scouter."

Libby/Kayla walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Libby/Kayla walks/hops right over to the Pittenger table and sits right where Junior/Gary, Percy/Rerun and Laura/Olivia are sitting.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "April Bosley."

Annie/April walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Annie/April walks/hops right over to the Pittenger table and sits right where Junior/Gary, Percy/Rerun and Laura/Olivia are sitting.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "Ned Bosley."

Jean Claude/Ned walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Jean Claude/Ned walks/hops right over to the Pittenger table and sits right where Junior/Gary, Percy/Rerun, Laura/Olivia and Annie/April are sitting.

Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal: "James Bosley."

Philippe/James walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap.

Sorting Cap: "Pittenger!"

Philippe/James walks/hops right over to the Sorting Cap and sits right where Junior/Gary, Percy/Rerun, Laura/Olivia, Annie/April and Jean Claude/Ned are sitting.

Mr. Nezzer/Alan Cumbledore: "Now right before we begin the beginnin' of the year feast, I'm gonna tell you all about your teachers: Professor Scape will be your potions teacher,"

Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape: "That's exactly right."

Mr. Nezzer/Alan Cumbledore: "Professor Conjugal here, will be your transformation teacher and Professor Fit-Quick will be your terms teacher. and now, the beginnin' of the year feast can officially begin."

The dinner and dessert meals magically appear right on the common house tables and they begin enjoying them.

Meanwhile, Mr. Nezzer/Alan Cumbledore's got some super important advice for the students.

Mr. Nezzer/Alan Cumbledore: "Now right before we all go right to bed, students, be sure to beware of Lord Falkermont and make sure he doesn't get any of you."

Junior/Gary: "Okay, Professor Cumbledore sir,"

Libby/Kayla: "we'll be right on the look out."

The Fogwarts students walk/hop around on their way to their common rooms to get their beauty sleep.

Fade to a black screen.........

Silly Songs with Larry segment: The Littlest Worm
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

Larry: [Playing On Ukulele] The littlest worm

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: the littlest worm

Larry: I ever saw

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: I ever saw

Larry: was stuck inside

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: was stuck inside

Larry: my soda straw

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: my soda straw

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: the littlest worm

I ever saw

was stuck inside

my soda 

straaaaaaaaaw

Larry: he said to me

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: he said to me

Larry: don't take a sip

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: don't take a sip

Larry: for if you do

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: for if you do

Larry: I'll surely slip

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: I'll surely slip

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: he said to me

don't take a sip

for if you do

I'll surely sliiiiiiiiip

Larry: I took a sip'

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: I took a sip'

Larry: and he went down'

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: ' and he went down 

Larry: right through my pipes'

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: right through my pipes

Larry: he must've drowned

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: he must've drowned

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: I took a sip

and he went down

right through my pipes

he must've droooooooowned

Larry: He was my pal

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: he was my pal

Larry: he was my friend

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: he was my friend

Larry: but now he's gone

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: but now he's gone

Larry: and that's the end

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: and that's the end

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: he was my pal

he was my friend

but now he's gone

and that's the eeeeeeeeend

Larry: the moral of

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: the moral of

Larry: this story is

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: this story is

Larry: don't take a sip

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: don't take a sip'

Larry: of soda fizz

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: of soda fizz

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: the moral of

this story is

don't take a sip of

soda fiiiiiiiiz

Larry: now don't you fret

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: 'now don't you fret

Larry: now don't you fear

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: now don't you fear

Larry: 'that little worm

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: that little worm

Larry: had scuba gear

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: had scuba gear

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: now don't you fret

now don't you fear

that little worm had

scuba geeeeeeeear.

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry say-"

Larry: I heard it on

the telephone

the ringin' tone

Larry (continued): I heard it on

the telephone

that no 1's home

Norman/Phineas Fit-Quick's terms classroom
Norman/Phineas Fit-Quick: "Good morning, students."

All Students: "Good morning, Professor Fit-Quick."

Norman/Phineas Fit-Quick: "Now today, students, you're gonna be learning the spell, lingardium viola. now try it on those pelican feathers on your table tops."

All Students: "Lingardium viola."

Norman/Phineas Fit-Quick: "Good, well done, super good, that means Pittenger gets 100 points. now off you go to Professor Scape's potions class."

The students walk/hop around on their way to Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape's potions class.

Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape: "There's gonna be no wand waving or any horsing around in any single class of mine. now today, you're gonna be learning how to make a bosnian potion. 1st, put in some foxgloves,"

The students put the foxgloves right into their cauldrons.

Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape: "Good, super good, now put in some flitterby moths."

The students put the deceased flitterby moths right into their cauldrons.

Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape: "Good, wonderful, and last but not least, bouncing bulbs."

The students put the deceased flitterby moths right into their cauldrons.

Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape: "Good, well done, now mix up your ingredients."

The students mix up their bosnian potion ingredients.

Mr. Lunt/Cedric Scape: "Good, super good, 100 points for Pittenger."

The student walk/hop around on their way to Ms. Achmetha/Bertha Conjugal's transformation class.

[Music In Background]

Junior/Gary: Everything's good

as wood

Libby/Kayla: like it 

always should

Percy/Rerun: