The New and Improved Bunny Song

Mr. Nezzer: "Well, my fellow workers, now that you're all here, it's time for a certain song: The Bunny Song."

Bob/Rack: "But, Mr. Nezzer,"

Junior/Shack: "you agreed with all of us that we're not allowed to sing that song."

Mr. Nezzer: "Well, it's actually The New and Improved Bunny Song, and it goes somethin' like this."

[Music In Background]

Mr. Lunt (off screen) turns the lights out just as Bob/Rack, Junior/Shack and Larry/Benny watch on in surprise and amazement.

Mr. Nezzer: The bunny

the bunny

whoa

I ate the bunny

Mr. Nezzer (continued): I didn't eat

my soup

or my bread

just the bunny

Mr. Nezzer: the bunny

the bunny

oh 

I love

the bunny

Mr. Nezzer (continued): but now

I feel sick

in the head

from the bunny

Mr. Nezzer: I didn't eat

my salad

I didn't eat

my steak

Mr. Nezzer (continued): I had

too much candy

and got a

tummy ache

Mr. Nezzer: I need to eat

good food

to help me

to grow

Mr. Nezzer (continued): I'll obey

my mama

 'cause she

loves me so

Mr. Nezzer: yeah I'll

go to church

and I'll go

to school

Mr. Nezzer (continued): that stuff

is important

and I

ain't no fool

Female Asparagus Singers: I don't want

no pickles

I don't want no honey

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "No, no, no, no, no, girls,"

Female Asparagus Singers (continued): I just want

a plate

and a fork

and a bunny

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "no that's wrong,"

Female Asparagus Singers: I don't want

a tissue

when my nose

is runny

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "I learned my lesson,"

Female Asparagus Singers (continued): I just want

a plate

and a fork

and a bunny

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "oh, you're gonna get tummy aches,"

Female Asparagus Singers: I don't wanna

tell you 

a joke

that is funny

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "Now you stop singin' that stuff,"

Female Asparagus Singers (continued): I just want

a plate

and a fork

and a bunny

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "listen here, girls,"

Female Asparagus Singers: I don't wanna 

play on

a day

that is sunny

Mr. Nezzer (off screen): "oh no."

Female Asparagus Singers (continued): I just want

a plate

and a fork

and a bunny

Mr. Nezzer: the bunny

the bunny

whoa 

I ate the bunny

Mr. Nezzer (continued): I didn't eat

my soup

or my bread

just the bunny

Mr. Nezzer: the bunny

the bunny

oh 

I love

the bunny

Mr. Nezzer (continued): but now 

I feel sick

in the heeeeeeeead

froooooom

the buuuuuunny.