The End of Silliness?!? (How it could've went)

Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Parlor/Larry's dream vision and headache
[Thunderclap]

[Saxophone Music In Background]

Jimmy's washing and drying some dishes and Larry's tossing and turning.

Larry: [Sniffing In Fear And Depression]

A bright green background with a bright yellow spiral spins around  and it fades to a flashback sequence of the beginning of the cancelled Bear Trap silly song from Madame Blueberry (1998), beginning with Archie making the announcement.

Archie: "Excuse me, I have an announcement.....(It cuts right to the middle of his announcements.) and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the 1st and previous silly songs-"

Cut to The Water Buffalo Song from Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (1993).........

Larry: Everybody's got a

water buffalo

Cut to Archie lecturing Larry.......

Archie: "You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo. just stop being so silly!"

Archie walks/hops away leaving Larry a bit confused.

Cut to The Song of the Cebu from Josh and the Big Wall (1997) just as the flashback sequences include Larry's slide show.

Larry: Boy is riding

with cebu

Larry: "Um...no wait."

Archie: "This is quite disappointing."

[Echoing Disappointing]

Larry's still asleep and he's trying super hard to fight it off.

Larry: "No.......no."

Cut back to Larry's dream vision......

Archie: "Management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers."

[Echoing Other Performers]

Mr. Lunt: 'cause you're his

cheeseburger

his yummy 

cheeseburger

Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled....."

he'll wait 

Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled......."

for you-hoo 

Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice."

yeah

he'll wait 

for you-hoo

Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled....."

oh you are

his cheeseburger

his lovely

cheeseburger

he'll wait for 

you-hoo

An image of the sick cebu......

Archie; "Cancelled......."

An image of the sad cebu......

Archie: "Cancelled........"

An image of the mute cebu........

Archie: "Cancelled......"

Archie: [Chipmunk Voice] "Cancelled......"

Cut back to reality.........

Larry: "Jimmy.......Jimmy........[Grunts A Bit] no wait! [Grunts A Bit Again] Jimmy......Jimmy......(Jimmy hears Larry tossing and turning and freaking out in his beauty sleep.) no.......cebu!"

Jimmy: "Hey. hey, hey, Mr.,  are you alright?"

Larry: "Jimmy.....[Grunts A Bit Once More] Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "Mr.! wake up, Mr.! Mr.!"\

The camera zooms in on the outside of Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Parlor......

A1 and G7
Jimmy: "You really had me worried there for quite a while, buddy. you alright?"

Larry: [Sniffs Depressingly] "Yeah, I'm alright."

Jimmy: "Well? can I get you anything? a push up? (Larry shakes his head in reply.) a waffle cone? (Larry shakes his head no again.)  or maybe a cup full of sprinkles?" (Larry shakes his head no once more.)

Larry: "No thanks, [Sniffs Depressingly Again] I don't need anything."

Jimmy: "You uh.......wanna talk about it?"

Larry (looking right over at the jukebox): "Does that jukebox over there work?"

Jimmy: "Yeah, it sure does."

Larry: "A1 and G7."

Jimmy: "What was that?"

Larry: "A1 and G7. just press A1 and G7."

Jimmy walks/hops right over to the jukebox and pushes A1 and G7.

Larry: "It all began a little while back when I was singing this 1 song. and well......I don't know. looking way back to my very 1st silly song I can understand, but the other 1.....things just kinda got.........messed up."

The Water Buffalo Song from Where's God when I'm Scared? (1993)
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. so without further adeu, Silly Songs with Larry."

Larry emerges right on the countertop stage to face the entire audience.

Larry: "The Water Buffalo Song."

[Music In Background]

Larry: Everybody's got a

water buffalo

yours is fast

but mine 

is slow

Larry (continued): oh where'd we

get them

I don't know

but everybody's got a

water buffaloooooooooo

Larry: I took my

buffalo 

to the store

got his head

stuck in 

the door

spilled some 

lima beans

on the floor

oh everybody's got a-

Archie emerges right on the countertop stage.

Archie: "Stop it, stop! stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?!? you can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! we're gonna get nasty letters saying Where's my water buffalo?!? why don't I have a water buffalo?!? and are you prepared to deal with that?!? I don't think so! just stop being so silly!"

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. tune in next time to hear Larry sing-"

Larry: Everybody's got a

baby kangaroo

yours is pink

but mine

is blue

Larry (continued): hers was small

but-

Archie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Archie knocks Larry way over.

The Song of the Cebu from Josh and the Big Wall (1997)
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The Song of the Cebu."

Larry: Cebu

Larry: "This is a song about a boy. a song about a little boy and his cebus. a song about a little boy and his 3 cebus. the little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. and also a hippo. um.....um.......this is me at the airport. this is my Aunt Ruth. this is me at a bullfight. this is me fighting the bull."

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Oooooooh."

Larry: "this is me and the bull."

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Ahhhhhhh."

Larry: "this is me and the bull.......and......I think that's the bull's cousin. he's a cebu."

Archie (off screen): "Hold it!"

Archie: "You call this a multimedia event? this is a slide projector and a bedsheet. and what on earth is a cebu anyway?"

Larry: "It's kinda like a cow. see?"

Archie: "Yes. well. very good. this could be interesting. carry on."

[Music In Background]

Larry: Cebu

Larry: "Sing it with me."

Larry: Cebu

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu

[Music Continues In Background]

Larry: Boy is 

riding with

cebu

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: boy is

riding with

cebu

Larry: into town

in his 

canoe

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: into town

in his

canoe

Larry: sick cebu

is rowin'

and sneezin'

Larry (continued) achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Larry: hippo chewin' on

bamboo

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: hippo chewin' on

bamboo

Larry: can't see boy

and 3 cebus

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: can't see boy

and 3 cebus

Larry: sad cebu

is rowin'

and cryin'

Larry (continued): boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

moo, moo

Larry: cebu

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu

Larry: cebu

Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu

Larry: achoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

boo-hoo moo, moo

achoo moo, moo

cebu

Larry: hippo seen

by mute cebu

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: hippo seen

by mute cebu

Larry: tries to tell

the other 2

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: tries to tell

the other 2

Larry: mute cebu

is wavin'

and gruntin'

Larry (continued): Mmm-hmm mmm mmm,mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm,mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!

Junior, Jmmy and Jerry: mm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!

Larry experiences technical difficulties once again.

Larry: "Uh oh."

Archie emerges in a state of shock and panic.

Archie (off screen): "Wait!"

Archie: "What happens next?"

Larry: "Um......."

Archie: "does the hippo see them? is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the iminant danger to the other passengers? is the boy injured? why is the sad cebu sad? is the canoe wood? or alluminum?"

Larry: "Oh look. there's me and Bob at Sea World. oh wow."

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Ooooooh."

Larry: "I forgot about that 1. there's me and that bull again."

Archie: "You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that. you know, I come to expect a lot more from you. this is quite disappointing. I'm gonna have to speak to Bob about this."

Larry: "Oh look, a cebu."

Archie turns back around to look for Bob just as a black screen occurs and it fades right back to the title card.

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry (off screen): Cebu

Larry (off screen): "No wait. that's a water buffalo."

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear the audience sing-"

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: No more song

about cebu

need another 

verse or 2

Junior, Jimmy and Jerry (continued): audience is

standing 

and leaving

Junior, Jimmy andJerry: bye, bye

moo, moo

bye, bye

moo, moo

bye, bye

moo, moo

moo, moo

Jimmy: "I want my money back."

Jerry: "Yeah. that'd be pretty good."

It wasn't my entire fault
Jimmy: [Laughing A Bit]

Larry stares at him in disbelief.

Larry: "What do you think? that's funny?"

Jimmy: "Well, [Chuckles A Bit] yeah. I mean, no. no. gee, uh....that's really gotta hurt."

Larry: "Yeah. but it wasn't my entire fault. (face down on dining table) they had them all mixed up at photo hut. and I never realized nobody had water buffaloes."

Larry: [Sobbing Silently]

Jimmy: "Wow, you know exactly how that really feels. but it's not a big deal. every single beginner goes through this problem. so what if you messed up 1 or 2 or 3 silly songs? it's not the end of the universe."

A mysterious asparagus/Archie and Lovey walk/hop right into Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Diner.

Jimmy: "I'll be right with you in a minute, fellas. what you need is a little something to cheer you up a bit. and I got just the thing. (He walks/hops right over to the jukebox.) there. that oughta do it. so what'll it be, fellas?"

Harmonica playing scene
Larry: [Sniffing In Depression] "Yeah. maybe I should just try to be thankful for the time I did have with my silly songs."

Larry (looking right up at the ceiling): "Bye, silly songs. it was nice knowing ya."

Larry: [Playing On Harmonica]

Jimmy: "Okay, wrong song on the harmonica, bad timing. ahhhh. these'll be great. you'll see. oh this 1 is so funny."

Jimmy: [Laughs A Bit] You're big

I'm little...........

Jimmy: "Okay, buddy. hang on. I'm coming back here for you."

Jimmy walks/hops away to try to cheer Larry up a bit.

The mysterious asparagus is revealed
Right after a few songs, Jimmy's cracking himself up again while Larry's still looking right down in depression and sorrow.

Jimmy: "Oh that cracks me up.  bungee! bungee! bungee, wungee... wooge, wagee, weegee. come on."

Larry: "I sure hope those guys never got injured falling right on their heads like that. you really think they got injured?"

Jimmy: "Well gee, buddy, I don't know. they were wearing their helmets."

Larry: "Yeah. they were wearing their helmets. that's really super good."

Jimmy: "Look, buddy, maybe this is really none of my business, but why exactly are you so down?"

Larry: "Well? 'cause somebody just cancelled my very best segment. and I don't know exactly who did it."

Jimmy: "you wanna tell me what's going on around here?"

Mysterious Asparagus/Archie (off screen): "I'll tell you what's going on around here."

Archie walks/hops right over to the jukebox.

Archie: "Maybe this can clear things up a bit."

Larry: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

His Cheeseburger (from Madame Blueberry (1998))
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

Archie: "Just a moment, wait, stop talking! excuse me, I have an announcement."

Archie: [Clears Throat] "Because of the high standards, we on this show strive to adhere to. and as a result of the disastrous outcomes from the 1st and previous silly songs, management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers for this segment. several songs were screened and we chose 1 based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around propriety. thank you."

Archie puts his announcement papers right aside.

Larry: "So what are you saying?"

Archie: "I'm saying Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice."

Larry: "Oh yeah? well then how am I supposed to get outta this bear trap?"

Archie: "I'm pretty sure you'll figure some other way out."

[Music In Background]

Love Songs with Mr. Lunt Announcer: "And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song."

Mr. Lunt: He said to her

I'd like a 

cheeseburger

and I might

like a 

milkshake 

as well

Mr. Lunt (continued): she said to him

I can't 

give you either

Mr. Lunt: and he said

isn't this

Burger Bell

Mr. Lunt (continued): she said

yes it is

but we're

closed now

Mr. Lunt: but we open

tomorrow

at 10

Mr. Lunt (continued): he said

I am 

extremely hungry

but I guess 

I can wait

until then

[Music Continues In Background]

Mr. Lunt: 'cause you're

his 

cheeseburger

his yummy

cheeseburger

he'll wait for 

you-hoo

yeah

he'll wait for

you-hoo

Mr. Lunt (continued): oh you are

his cheeseburger

his lovely

cheeseburger

he'll wait for 

you-hoo

oh he

will wait

for you

[Music Continues In Background]

Mr. Lunt: he stayed at

the drive-thru

'til sunrise

he may have

dosed off

once or twice

Mr. Lunt (continued): when he spotted

a billboard

for Denny's

bacon and eggs

for half price

Mr. Lunt: how could he 

resist

such an offer?

he really needed 

something 

to munch

Mr. Lunt (continued): cheeseburger

please 

do not get angry 

Female Choir: don't get angry

Mr. Lunt: he'll eat 

and be 

back here

for lunch

[Music Continues Again In Background]

Mr. Lunt: 'cause you're his 

cheeseburger

his precious 

cheeseburger

be back for you-hoo

he'll be back

for you-hoo

Mr. Lunt (continued): won't be so long

cheeseburger

oh lovely 

cheeseburger

be back

for you-hoo

oh he'll

be back

for you

Mr. Lunt: 'cause he loves you

cheeseburger

with all 

his heart

and there ain't nothin'

gonna tear you

2 hoo 

apart

Mr. Lunt (continued): and if the world

suddenly ran

outta cheese

he would 

get down

on his hands 

and knees

Mr. Lunt: to see if

someone

accidentally 

dropped 

some cheese

in the dirt

and he would

wash it off 

for you

wipe it off

for you

clean that dirty

cheese off

just for you.

Mr. Lunt: [Breathes Deeply] you are

his 

cheese

bur

gerrrrrrrr.

[Music Ends In Background]

Archie (off screen): "I thought you were gonna sing about growing up in Connecticut."

Love Songs with Mr. Lunt Announcer: "This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say-"

Mr. Lunt (off screen): "I grew up in New Jersery."

The Forgive-O-Matic (from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!? (1994)
Cedric: "Hey, kids, have you ever been bad? do you remember when you broke your mom’s favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn’t notice? that was bad. do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie’s pajamas and she ran 5 miles without ever getting outta bed? that was bad too. and do you remember when you stuffed your sister’s teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a giant bear-eating lizard and she believed it? that was really bad. the Bible calls the bad things we do sin. and when we sin, we need to be forgiven. that’s right.

Larry's still slamming his head on the  dining table while being tortured.

Cedric: "So I know what you're thinking. jeepers, I been bad. how do I get forgiven? am I right?"

Archie begins feeling guilty for the crime he had committed.

Cedric: "Well, moms, dads, and kids of all ages, have I got the thing for you. (the arrows point right over to the Forgive-o-Matic) the new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic."

Larry's still slamming his head on the dining table just as he's  being tortured)

Cedric: "Yes, sir. the new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic slices dices and purees your sins away. it's as easy as this. just dial up your sin here, press this button......and... bingo. God forgives you of your sin. but wait. there's more. order now and you also receive a set of Gin-Sue Tu steak knives, the strongest knives on earth. just listen to this."

Henry:  "Hi. I'm a miner from West Virginia. in the last 3 weeks, we dug 2 miles through solid granite, all with 1 gin-sue tu steak knife and it’s still going strong."

Cedric: "That's right. you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for 1 low price of just $19.95. you never seen a deal like this before. isn’t that right?"

Henry: "That's right."

Cedric: "So don't delay, order today. operators are standing by. remember, you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for just $19.95. you must be 18 years or older to call. "

Junior: [Clears Throat]

Cedric: "Not now, kid. can't you see I'm busy?"

Junior: "But.....I know lots of people who been forgiven for bad things they done."

Cedric: "Oh yeah? well they must have Forgive-o-Matics then, huh?"

Junior: "Nope."

Cedric: "Well sure. you-you can't be forgiven without a Forgive-o-Matic. isn't that right?"

Henry: "Hey, could you stop sending me up and down? I'm getting really sick."

Junior: "The Bible says if we ask for God to forgive us, then he will."

Cedric: "You mean......all you have to do is... ask?"

Junior: "Yep."

Cedric: "You don't need a... a Forgive-o-Matic?"

Junior: "Nope."

Cedric: "Are you sure about this?"

Junior: "I sure am."

Cedric: "Did I mention that they also make great Julienne fries? well just drop a potato in here, uh, push the button, and presto. out come the best fries you ever tasted."

Junior: "Oh look, it's time to go."

Cedric: "But wait, there's more. just spread these seeds on here, and... and in a few weeks, voila. Chia Forgive-o-Matic. isn't that....cute?"

Junior: "Say goodnight, Gracie."

Junior walks/hops right off stage and the lights go out.

Cedric: "Goodnight, Gracie."

Cedric walks/hops away.

Archie's confession and apologies
Jimmy: "You don't really mean-"

Archie: "Yes, of course I admit it! the culprit really was me! it's my entire fault! all of my entire fault! I'm the only 1 to blame!"

Jimmy: "That's completly dishonest. no wonder Larry's super depressed and upset. I would feel that way to if somebody took my songs away. I'm calling the police department."

Archie: "Wait! if you could just give me 1 single chance, I'll explain it to you."

Jimmy: "Fine by me. 1 single chance. but if you make this worse, you're going to the jail house."

Archie: "I couldn't even help it. it's just that...I...well...surely you can understand my position. I was just acting in the public's best interest. we do have standards to uphold, you know. well...but then...I got these."

Archie opens his brief case and finds the Save Our Silly Songs petition that was made right after the release of Madame Blueberry (1998).

Archie: [Clears Throat]  We the undersigned believe that Archibald Asparagus should forgive and forget The Song of the Cebu incident and what he did to Larry during The Water Buffalo Song and apologize to Larry by returning Silly Songs with Larry back to its original VeggieTales programming, signed 167,512 adoring fans, including but not limited to, the entire population of Duluth, Minnesota and even someone in Moose Lake."

Larry: "Moose Lake?"

Archie: "Yes, Larry. Moose Lake. it's in Canada."

Larry: "Wow! Moose Lake!"

Archie "The people have spoken. I guess there's only 1 other thing left to say. Larry, I'm terribly sorry that I cancelled Silly Songs with Larry. I never realized it was super important to you. and there's nothing I can do except hereby decree that Silly Songs is henceforth reinstated. effective immediately which is what, I suppose, henceforth means. but no matter. go on. sing with all the silliness you can muster. let the world know, yea unto its farthest reaches, including, but not limited to, Moose Lake, that this is not the end of silliness. no. quite the contrary. silliness shall continue."

[Loud Thud!]

Archie: "I'm alright, I really deserved that. but try not to be too silly this time. please?"

Larry: "Well, Archie, when you put it that way, I forgive you."

Archie: "That's super good to hear about."

Jimmy gives Archie Larry's ice pack.

Larry (bringing in a bible verse on his own sheet of paper): "And just to make sure nothing like this ever happens again, I wrote you a Bible verse."

Larry (reading the Bible Verse): Those who steal shall steal no longer. but rather they must labor. performing with their own hands what's super good. so that they'll have something to share with 1 who's needed. Ephesians 4:29.

Archie: "Why thanks a bunch, Larry, I certainly will treasure this. but isn't there anything you wish to share with the others?"

Larry: "Just as a matter of fact, there really is. I been wanting to play this silly song for the next show. and I think now's the time."

Silly Songs with Larry segment: The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: Mmmmmmmmmm

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: There lived 

a man

so long

ago

his memory's 

but faint

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions (continued): was not 

admired

Robert: did not 

inspire

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: like 

president

or saint

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: but people 

came from 

far and near 

with their 

afflicted pets 

for a special cure

Robert: they knew 

for sure

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: wouldn't come

from other vets

whooooooooa

[Upbeat Disco Music In Background]

Larry: This is a song

for your poor sick penguin

Larry (continued): he's got a fever

and his toes are blue

Larry: but if I sing

to your poor sick penguin

he will feel better

in a day or 2

Larry (continued): yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-eee-ooo 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-eee-ooo 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

'yodel-eee-hoo. '

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de-doo.

Pa Grape: he's gone 

a little loopy

in case 

you haven't heard

here's a couple

penicillin 

for your sickly

arctic bird

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: Mmmmmmmmm

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: no skeptic 

could explain 

just how 

nor could 1 

oft rebut 

the wondrous deeds 

that went on 

in that 

little alpine hut

Troy: some would

stand in silence

Troy and Robert: while some

just scratch

their scalps

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: for the curious ways

of the 

yodeling veterinarian 

of the alps

whooooooooa

Pa Grape: "Good news on the penguin doc, he's up and kicking."

Bright Orange Cat: [Meowing Loudly]

Larry: this is a song 

for your pregnant kitty 

she's looking nauseous 

and a week past due 

but if I sing 

to your pregnant kitty 

she will feel better 

in a day or 2

Larry (continued): yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-eee-ooo 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-eee-ooo 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

'yodel-eee-hoo. '

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de-doo.

Bright Orange Cat: [Hissing A Bit]

Pa Grape: jump in your car

drive into 

the city

buy a jug

of milk

for your

nauseated kitty

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: mmmmmmmm

Troy: the practice grew 

their profits flew 

until 1 fateful day 

when the nurse 

who did assist 

the doc asked

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: for a raise

in pay

Troy: the dr.

pondered this

a while

sat back

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: and scratched

his scalp

Troy: then said

Larry (off screen): "No way, Jose."

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: to the nurse

of the 

yodeling 

veterinarian

of the alps

whooooooa

Pa Grape: "Good news on the kitty, doc. she's feeling great. 6 kittens, named 1 after you."

Bear: [Roaring Loudly]

Larry: this is a song

for your bear trapped teddy

he looks uncomfy 

think I'd be too

Larry (continued): but if I sing

to your bear trapped teddy

he will feel better

in a day 

or 2

Larry: yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-eee-ooo 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-eee-ooo 

yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hee 

'yodel-eee-hoo. '

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de 

ya-de-doo.

Bear: [Roaring Loudly Again]

Pa Grape: "Oh yeah. that'll work. he's good."

Larry: yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hoo

Larry: "No wait, this should work."

Larry: yodel-leh-hee 

yodel-leh-hoo

yoo-hoo

bloo!

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: mmmmmmm

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: now the moral

of our story 

it's the point 

we hope 

we made

Troy: when you 

go a little loopy

better

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: keep your nurse

well paid

Larry: yodel-leh-hee

yodel-leh-hoo

yodel odle 

odle aye 

de aye 

de aye 

de aye 

de 

'oh! oh! oh!'

Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: "Whoooooa!"

some would stand 

in silence

while some 

just scratch

their scalps

for the curious ways

of the yodeling 

veterinarian 

of the alps.

End of what if? story episode............