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[Larry Playing Theme Tune On Tuba]

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes

if a squash can make you smile

Bob (continued): if you like to waltz with potatoes 

up and down the produce aisle... 

Bob: "Have we got a show for you!"

[Larry Continues Playing Tuba]

Entire Gang:'VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales. VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales' 

Bob: brussels sprouts 

laugh and shout

do not pout

Entire Gang: VeggieTales

Entire Gang: 'There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTales!' 

[Thud!]

[Crowd Laughing In Excitement]

Prologue: The Counter Top Intro
Bob: "Hi there, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales, I'm Bob the Tomato,"

Larry: "and I'm Larry the Cucumber,"

Bob: "and we're here to answer your questions."

Larry: "That's exactly right, Bob. say, do you remember The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's?"

Bob: "Oh yeah, that was a super good episode."

Larry: "It sure was."

Bob: "It kind of reminds me of a video email we got from somebody. hey, Qwerty, who do you have for us today?"

Qwerty: "April Anderson of Trenton, New Jersey."

April appears right on Qwerty's monitor screen.

April: "Hi there, Bob, hi there, Larry."

Bob: "Hi there,"

Larry: "how's it going, April?"

April: "Super good, you guys, but I got right into a super big argument with my brother, Toby and I don't know exactly how to apologize to him or not."

Larry: "Oh dear, that sounds like a super tough situation."

Bob: "Well, April, we got just the thing for you, you're gonna really love watching our new sequel episode."

Scene 1: The Kansas farm yard/The O'Gill family members' trailer
Junior/Darby's in his bed with Tutu right by his side and Lola/Kathy walks/hops right in his bedroom.

Lola/Kathy: "it's past 11:39 PM, Darby. can't you fall asleep?"

Junior/Darby silently shakes his head.

Junior/Darby: "Mom? I just wish I could fall asleep like Tutu."

Lola/Kathy: "Soon you will, Darby. soon you will."

Lola/Kathy walks/hops right off to Mike/Marlon.

Lola/Kathy: "It's been 7 months ever since the cyclone hit and Darby still hasn't been himself ever since. I'm taking him to Dr. Morley's clinic tomorrow afternoon to see if he can be helped. and all he ever speaks about is some place that just doesn't seem to exist: walking and talking scarecrows, tin cucumbers and kid friendly talking lions."

Junior/Darby notices a shooting star.

Junior/Darby: "Look, Tutu, a shooting star."

The very next morning, Junior/Darby notices a key in the shapes of the letters H and A and picks it up (with his lack of hands) and shows it to Lola/Kathy.

Junior/Darby: "Mom, look what I found. it's proof that my best friends for life sent it way down there to me on that shooting star."

Lola/Kathy: "Do you remember how me and your father spoke?"

Junior/Darby: "Not to speak about the Land of Ha's? and it's just my imagination?"

Lola/Kathy: "I know you don't wanna go to Dr. Morley's clinic, but you just haven't slept the entire evening ever since the cyclone then you're no help to them in the morning time."

Meanwhile, Junior/Darby and Lola/Kathy are on their way to Mr. Nezzer's/Dr. Morley's office.

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley's office
Junior/Darby: "The Tin Cucumber looks just like 1 of our farmhands, except the metal look. and the Scarecrow looks just like another 1 of our farmhands, except the hay and scarecrow look."

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley: "Did you ever mention something about a kid friendly but hungry tiger?

Junior/Darby: "The Lion really enjoys cotton candy and fish sticks."

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley: "Well then, I got just the most perfect room for Darby to stay overnight in."

The entire scene transitions to Junior/Darby, Lola/Kathy and Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley entering Junior/Darby's overnight room.

Lola/Kathy: "Have a super good relaxation here in your overnight room, Darby."

Junior/Darby: "Okay, Mom. I will."

Junior/Darby sits right on his overnight bed and Laura/Amelia walks/hops right over to him.

Laura/Amelia: "So, Darby, why exactly did Mrs. O'Gill bring you here?"

Junior/Darby: "Well, Amelia, it's 'cause I can't fall asleep. I been speaking about a certain place and theme park that I been to and nobody believes that it exists."

Laura/Amelia: "Oh yeah, I understand about it right now."

Laura/Amelia hops right outta Junior/Darby's overnight room.

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley walks/hops right in with Ms. Achmetha/Nurse Gilson and some headphones to put on his head

[Rainstorm Rumbling Loudly]

Junior/Darby's now wearing the headphones on his head.

Laura/Amelia: "Come on, Darby, there's a rainstorm coming by, we need to get you outta here right before the entire place gets flooded."

Junior/Darby: "But what about you, Amelia?"

Laura/Amelia: "I'll be just perfectly fine. I can escape any other way I want. just get outta here right before the rainstorm floods you away."

Junior/Darby takes the headphones off and walks/hops around on his way right out the door, hops right into an empty chicken coop and he's now flooded away into Munchie Land/the land of Ha's.

Fade to a black screen......

Jimmy: "Don't go away, everybody,"

Jerry: "Return to Ha's will be right back,"

Jimmy: "right after this segment."

Silly Songs with Larry: Mrs. Spider
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

[Music In Background]

Larry: Mrs. Spider

how do 

you do

you have

8 legs

I have......none

Larry (continued): Mrs. Spider

I'm sure

it's true

finding socks is

hard

for you

Larry: sure 

you can spin

and you can swing

and you can climb

most anything

but I 

would hate to

have to choose

a belt to match

2 pairs of shoes

Larry (continued): Mrs. Spider

how do you do

you have 8 legs

I have......none

Larry: Mrs. Spider

I'm sure it's true

finding socks 

is hard

for yoooooou.

Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry say-"

Larry: He is the parrot

who eats most everything

from slimy squid heads

to leather shoes

Larry (continued): and if you ask him

to eat anything

he'll just tell you

I eat most everything.

Back in Munchie Land/the land of Ha's
Junior/Darby: "Scarecrow, Tin Cucumber, Lion, long time no see, what's happening?"

Madame Blueberry/Splenda: "Ze Lahnd of Ha's ees een supair beeg trouble. you must rescue ze Weezard from ze Mountain sahrcerair's pure eveel clutches."

Jean Claude/Munchie Number 1: "Eets time to save ze weezard,"

Philippe/Munchie Number 2: "eet's time to save ze weezard."

Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow: "Well? what are we waiting for?"

Pa Grape/Lion: "let's go save the wizard right away."

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion: It's time to

save the Wizard

the whimsical 

Wizard of Ha's

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion (continued): out on our quest

which is 

the best

no time to 

stop to rest

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion: it's time to 

save the wizard

the whimsical

wizard of Ha's

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion (continued): no time 

for rides and games

galore

when it's time to

go out and explore

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion: it's time to

save the wizard

the whimsical 

wizard of Ha's

The Land of Ha's theme park
Junior/Darby: "Look, you guys, the theme park's still standing,"

Larry/Tin Cucumber: "but the wizard's nowhere in sight,"

Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow: "I wonder what the Mountain Sorcerer might be doing to him, I sure hope he doesn't force him to do some sort of Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury or Elvis Presley dance off move."

Pa Grape/Lion: "Whatever he's doing with him, it doesn't look good at all."

Yellow McToad shows up to lead them right over to where Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer's located.

Yellow McToad: "Can I help you all out?"

Junior/Darby: "Yellow McToad, thank goodness you're here,"

Larry/Tin Cucumber: "can you take us to the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops?"

Yellow McToad: "Piece of cake, mates."

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/the Scarecrow, Larry/the Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/the Lion follow Yellow McToad on their way to Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops.

Junior/Darby: "Look, you guys, there it is, there's the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops."

The Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops
Archie/Wizard (in a super big cage): "This cage can't hold me any longer!"

Cedric/Mountain Sorcerer: "Struggle all you want, but you're not going any place."

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/the Scarecrow, Larry/the Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/the Lion enter Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer's pure evil lair.

Archie/Wizard: "Darby, Scarecrow, Tin Cucumber, Lion, it's really wonderful to see you guys again."

Junior/Darby: "Come on, you guys,"

Larry/Tin Cucumber: "let's knock out the Mountain Sorcerer and get the wizard outta here."